Elayna and Joaquin are smart babies. Geniuses, really. So I decided it was about time they began checking out colleges.

We went on the tour of Portland State University, talking to some old colleagues and professors of mine. The babies seemed interested, but I think they are definitely keeping their options open. Especially Joaquin. Elayna is a viking baby as of now, but Joaquin seemed unsure. Later his daddy informed me that he is a duck. That explains it.